Crossword Puzzles

One night around 4 am I was playing an Xbox Live Arcade game called "Merv Griffin's Crosswords", and I have to say, that game sucks. However I did have fun messing around with the game, apparently "buttz" isn't an answer to any of the questions. Anyways, in the end this is what I gathered:

Many Apologies

So I know that I've been pretty flaky with posting lately, but I've got excuses. Work has been pretty annoying lately, and it seems like the Blome Jeepo has decided that the needlessly inconvenient schedule of me working every other day works out great for them. I have to call them tomorrow and request off for about a week in July, though, so hopefully I'll just get fired over the phone. A man can dream, can't he?

Anyways, here is the newest Gabe and Max's Guide to Man Style video:


Rejoice at my return.

-Dave

Sometimes Eugene Mirman Makes Your High School Awesome

I wish I was at this high school in Lexington. And graduating from high school this year.



My high school just looks lamer and lamer every day.

-Dave

Making Up for Lost Time: Charm School Talk Good Someday

JK, Charm School never talk good. Something about Ashley not being Indian enough, and then there was something about Bay Bay Bay being oh-so-afraid of being murdered, so the girls did a weird cult ritual to heal her of her murder-fearing disease. Whoops, scratch that, everyone is afraid of being murdered. Nobody go to work tomorrow, just break down in tears over how horrible a person you are and let your friends pick up up like you're Jesus.

Also, Ashley, apparently the worst moment of your life thus far has been standing in a dark room. So, you know, congrats on that.



It's called empathy, guys.

-Dave

Vacation

Hello. I am at the beach down in the Outer Banks, and it is going quite well so far. I drove the interstate down and for my first experience on the interstate, it was not what I expected. First, I expected people to be flying in the passing lane with massive tractor trailers on every side of me, but what I found was that people generally went 60-70 mph and found only a few tractor trailers trying to run me off the road. Second, the roads and exit ramps are ridiculous. If you aren't paying attention, you'll be screwed. Very intense.
The day we got to the beach (Saturday) sucked. It was cold, very windy, and overall just miserable. I walked outside and almost walked back inside to get a hoodie. Sunday and Monday have been pretty good overall. Blah blah blah. I don't really feel like ranting about anything else. It is my vacation afterall, so sue me.

-Atticus

More-Famous Friday: A First

So this is the first ever trailer to be presented in MFF, but it needs to be done:

The Final Destination trailer in HD


You know how we always hang out at generic non-NASCAR races together? Yeah, this movie is totally like that. And also, remember that time that nobody has ever been pulled into a pool filter? Yeah, this movie is also totally like that. Between this and Drag Me to Hell, there won't be any Oscars left for the Dragon Ball movie. Ugh.

-Dave

New Guide to Man Style

Gabe and Max rule for making this video, I suck for posting it late:



-Dave

E3 is HappeninOH MY GOD THE FLOOD

So I read a lot of video game news, because I have no life at all, and so of course I'm aware that E3 is happening. What I was not aware of, however, was that my Google Reader would be hit by a Hurricane Katrina of updates (I'll take that Doctorate in Toosoonology now, thank you very much). Here's my quick wrap-up of today at E3:

47 new Final Fantasy 13 trailers
2 new Mario games
1 new Metroid game
800 Halo ODST updates
Assasin's Creed 2 is really coming out?

Burn it down burn it down burn it down burn it down. E3 needs to slow it down with the news, and IGN needs to shut down all the live blogging. They'll do it live, but I'll keep doing it from my notes.

-Dave