Atticus: shes not that bad of a person Atticus: i enjoyed having her as a teacher Atticus: i hated almost everyone else in the class tho Dave: christ's love just glows within you, doesn't it? Atticus: brighter than Michael Moore's belly Atticus: which incidentally isn't all that bright Dave: except for when he swallows a small lamp for Halloween Dave: like a Moore-o-lantern Atticus: that would be awesome Atticus: i would video tape his belly glowing
That title is seriously witty. A wit is me, indeed.
More important than the election is the fact the the connection between Crunk and Chemistry has been shown to be a fraud! Indeed, it seems that Rastafarianism's influence was way underestimated, and for this I am truly sorry to my reader(s?...keep it singular), to my family, and to my country. During the lecture and during the review session tonight, the diatomic Iodine molecule (I-I) was discussed. Normally this would be no reason to raise an eyebrow (unless you're about to get Iodine in your eye, that stuff hurts), but today was different. Both people who referred to this molecule referred to it as "I I" or "I and I". The best part was that both times somebody had a long series of questions about it. I and I is indeed a non-polar covalent bond. Bad Brains are the head of the Chemistry department, by the way.
538 just called the election for Obama with his victory in Virginia. Honestly, folks, it was over when he won Ohio and Pennsylvania. That's right, Obama is receiving the always-vital Sandwich Collective Victory Verification ((R), lol) I am so glad that this election is over, and I cannot wait for him to take office and massively underwhelm. It's not his fault that he will underwhelm, but his disciplecrats (heyo!) have hyped him to the point that he couldn't possibly meet their expectations. I'm done with democracy.
It seems that, despite the best effort of these people with kittens, Obama won. I hope you're all pleased.
Before I begin, I need to tell you all that I do enjoy playing Guitar Hero. I don't mind partaking in the occasional Rockband thingy. I do mind how many f*cking Guitar Hero/Rockband games there are. It appears that America has been absorbed in the Guitar Hero obsession plaguing the nation. There are more games than I can count on one hand, and soon there will be more of these games than there are molecules on Spock's over-sized ears.
To start off this list of chronological games, we start with Guitar Hero 1 for the Playstation 2 in 2005. Slow at first, but quickly grew in popularity. Kinda like Cher, before she turned into the Cher. Do you get it? Probably not. F*ck you.
In 2006, Guitar Hero II was released on the PS2, then in 2007 was released to the Xbox 360. At this time, Guitar Hero's popularity was growing incredibly fast.
In the same year (2007, dumbasses) Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock was released for almost every existing system known. In this same year, two other Guitar Heros were released for portable devices. Due to laziness, I am not going to post the pictures of the rest of the Guitar Hero games. Instead, I might put up random offensive pictures. Just because. Or not...
In 2008, every other Guitar Hero game is released including: Guitar Hero World Tour; Guitar Hero Rocks the 80s; Guitar Hero: Aerosmith; Guitar Hero: Metallica; and other minuscule portable Guitar Heros. I believe that Guitar Hero is coming out Guitar Hero: AC/DC. Will the terror ever stop? They will soon be enough Guitar Hero games to drown a full-grown gorilla on roids.
Don't even get me started on freakin RockBand games. PISS HOLE DUMB SH*T FREAKIN TURD EATING D*CKWHICH!!!!
It has come to my attention that Bon Scott still has not risen from the dead. It'll happen, don't worry. You can't keep that much rock in the dirt (because those are both things on the ground! Right guys? Guys?). I don't want to say that Brian Johnson is a terrible replacement, but he just doesn't have the same energy as Mr. Scott. Plus, why does it always look like he's got an M-80 going off in his mouth? Exhibit A:
Oh yeah, and his mouth is the singularity from the Matrix, apparently. (Insert pseudo-philosophical explanation that would only make sense to a bunch of art students in a New York City Starbucks on a Wednesday afternoon while somebody plays the acoustic guitar poorly in the background).
Then, there's this:
Mum unna highwaynuh hale, indeed! Did I see some cake fall out of his mouth there? This would be really hilarious if it didn't bring up a serious question: will any of Black Ice be understandable, or will it just be a bunch of sweet guitar solos with this guy Wharrgarbling over top of them? If so, someone please give me that karaoke version of that CD. Seriously, though, if I hadn't been able to understand the few times that he said the word "down" in relation to when he said "Highway to Hell," I would've had to question whether they were actually playing the right song.
How much money did Brian Johnson make this week? Probably a lot more than words he can properly enunciate. This is an open message to Brian Johnson: I will teach you how to speak if you give me some money. What else are you gonna spend it on? Seriously, what? Muzzy? Not a bad idea, actually.
While I've got your attention, I'd also like to say lose the hat. We know you're going bald, and you don't need to try to hide it anymore. You'll just get laughed at by the other drivers (ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL! Wow, am I ever the ringleader of the Cirque du Lol).
New episode of A Young Person's Guide to History is up here. Now. Watch it now.
Actually...wait a minute. Is Ben Franklin the voice of Master Shake? While he was discussing an online forum with Alexander Hamilton while fishing during Christmas, I could swear he sounded exactly like Master Shake. I will get to the bottom of this.
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Ok, so I was right. Dana Snyder does the voice of Shake and plays the role of Ben Franklin. Why the sudden change in mood? I just found out that the show is only composed of two parts! What? No! They took Aqua Teen, Tim & Eric, Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, and Xavier away from me all at once! My LiveJournal (remember how I'm a 13 year old girl?) is gonna run red with the digital metaphorical blood of whoever I decide is responsible for this.
Rest in peace, last vestige of Adult Swim hilarity until summer. Wow, that's actually really appropriate since Halloween was recently. Oops, I destroyed any drama that the unnecessarily formal language of the first sentence of this paragraph may have created.
Ha! This will most certainly not be a regular thing, but I couldn't help painting this photograph in the style of Lol. I'm sure we all remember the Lolism movement immediately after the Korean War. Artists reacting to the horrors of war and all that. This is all the outfits that you probably own:
