Long Weekend Lull

A great lull, and yet no lulz to be had(I'm working on my doctoral thesis for Punology while doing my Physics B.S.). Today I woke up late, felt sick, ate some awesome tortellini soup, and then did some Diff. EQ homework. Big whoop. For the last 3 hours I've been watching Kenny vs. Spenny and loving it. That Kenny is such a trickster! And that Spenny is such a gullible borderline schizo!

Anyways, apparently the new Black Dahlia album leaked. I loved Unhallowed so much that I actually thought about downloading the leak to see if they stopped sucking since Miasma, and then this showed up:

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Not the Giving Tree

Atticus and I just had a somewhat strange conversational tangent while looking at a very confusing picture. The picture in question:



Okay, seriously. What? What do Fundamentalist Christians think that the theory of evolution actually says? And how does evolution cause inflation? And hard rock? And BOTH communism and socialism? And since when was creationism a science? I'll say it loud and say it proud: creationism is made up nonsense with no basis in reality, and you are foolish, misguided, or willfully ignorant of the facts if you continue to propagate the idea that creationism adheres to any of the rigors of modern scientific processes. Okay, we can leave the serious zone now.

Atticus: Oh, I lost feeling in my external organs a long time ago.
Atticus: Deep-fried butter wrapped in bacon for 10 years will do that to you.
Dave: Haha!
Dave: Your face fell off from gangrene.
Atticus: It was kinda neat when that happened.
Dave: Let me lick what remains.
Atticus: Now that's just kinda gross.

-Dave

Radio Killed the...Blogeo Star?

Terrible title, I'm tired. The point is, I just got done doing my first radio show for the campus radio station. Overall it went pretty well, except for some of my beautiful stammering in the beginning having to do with a combination of strangely pronounced names and my nervousness. In the beginning, one could say, my nervousness brung all the boys to the yard. Partially my fault because I'm an anxious person, and partly out of my hands because I had to rush a few things there. Oh well, I have all year to improve. Great punk music doesn't play itself on the radio!

Anyhoo, seeing as how I was doing Diff. Eq. homework most of tonight, I'm pretty tired. I have nothing more to add except today's Zero Punctuation (featuring a hilariously bad Irish accent):



Top notch stuff there, mate. Let's throw some shrimp on the barbie. And now for sleep!

-Dave

Some Joke About an Expansion Pack/Expanding Package

The first episode of The Guild season 3 went up on MSN today, and it made my day so much better. I should add that my day started out sour when I found out that I now have to go down to the bookstore on campus tomorrow and pick up a $150 book because somebody who runs the pre-order program messed up. Whoops, my life is valuable. Lol, jk bff's.

The Guild:

<br/><a href="http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&amp;vid=6f31eb66-4360-439a-ad62-f2bdf28f550e" target="_new" title="Season 3 - Episode 1: Expansion Time">Video: Season 3 - Episode 1: Expansion Time</a>


Even though September just started, it is likely that the best quote of the month will be "Remind me to take you on a road trip sometime. And by that, I mean do not remind me because I would not go. You talk a lot." That is, unless some better Vork dialogue comes up between now and then (possible).

-Dave

I Can Return from Summer Vacation, and it Ain't Butter

Yep, it's true: I'm back at school and back on your intertubes. I doubt that the other contributors will be returning since they weren't ever really contributing in the first place, and thus never actually left (first zing of the semester!). I'll be running the show around here pretty much exclusively until hopefully I can find some people who can help me make this particular corner of cyberspace self-sustaining. How many corners does cyberspace have? Your face.

So I read the news that Disney is buying Marvel today. Good, Marvel sucks anyways. Dark Horse is where it's at.



More importantly, it looks like there is another alien sci-fi movie coming out this year that may be decent. Don't get me wrong, I really doubt this could possibly be better than District 9 (best movie of the summer, fyi lol omg brb). Here's the trailer:



Holy crap, that is creepy. Is the "archival footage" real? Of course not. Is this based on some stuff that really happened? No. Did the History Channel already do a show about Ancient Aliens? Oh yeah, and it was sweet. The bottom line is that this movie seems to be trying to add more creepiness to one of the most cliched plotlines ever used in movies: aliens are out there, have found us, and wanna take some of us to their ships to do mean things to us against our will. It's like passing out at a frat party! Connections to college!

-Dave

Welcome Back Bacon

School has started and I'm going to slowly drown in a mixture of Organic Chemistry, Genetics, German, and Anthropology... and bleach. So, to help with the problem, O stumbled upon a killer flow chart. Enjoy.

-Atticus

Crossword Puzzles

One night around 4 am I was playing an Xbox Live Arcade game called "Merv Griffin's Crosswords", and I have to say, that game sucks. However I did have fun messing around with the game, apparently "buttz" isn't an answer to any of the questions. Anyways, in the end this is what I gathered: