I Can Return from Summer Vacation, and it Ain't Butter

Yep, it's true: I'm back at school and back on your intertubes. I doubt that the other contributors will be returning since they weren't ever really contributing in the first place, and thus never actually left (first zing of the semester!). I'll be running the show around here pretty much exclusively until hopefully I can find some people who can help me make this particular corner of cyberspace self-sustaining. How many corners does cyberspace have? Your face.

So I read the news that Disney is buying Marvel today. Good, Marvel sucks anyways. Dark Horse is where it's at.



More importantly, it looks like there is another alien sci-fi movie coming out this year that may be decent. Don't get me wrong, I really doubt this could possibly be better than District 9 (best movie of the summer, fyi lol omg brb). Here's the trailer:



Holy crap, that is creepy. Is the "archival footage" real? Of course not. Is this based on some stuff that really happened? No. Did the History Channel already do a show about Ancient Aliens? Oh yeah, and it was sweet. The bottom line is that this movie seems to be trying to add more creepiness to one of the most cliched plotlines ever used in movies: aliens are out there, have found us, and wanna take some of us to their ships to do mean things to us against our will. It's like passing out at a frat party! Connections to college!

-Dave

Welcome Back Bacon

School has started and I'm going to slowly drown in a mixture of Organic Chemistry, Genetics, German, and Anthropology... and bleach. So, to help with the problem, O stumbled upon a killer flow chart. Enjoy.

-Atticus