E3 is HappeninOH MY GOD THE FLOOD

So I read a lot of video game news, because I have no life at all, and so of course I'm aware that E3 is happening. What I was not aware of, however, was that my Google Reader would be hit by a Hurricane Katrina of updates (I'll take that Doctorate in Toosoonology now, thank you very much). Here's my quick wrap-up of today at E3:

47 new Final Fantasy 13 trailers
2 new Mario games
1 new Metroid game
800 Halo ODST updates
Assasin's Creed 2 is really coming out?

Burn it down burn it down burn it down burn it down. E3 needs to slow it down with the news, and IGN needs to shut down all the live blogging. They'll do it live, but I'll keep doing it from my notes.

-Dave