Sometimes the News is Too Perfect

We here at The Sandwich Collective try to teach people the ways of peace and e-mockery, and so cannot condone the violent assault by sandwich that occurred in Illinois earlier today.

Basically the whole tiny article:

About 5:20 a.m., a man...was upset his McGriddle sandwich didn't have an egg in it, the victim told police. She told the man she would correct the sandwich, but he became irate when the driver of the vehicle behind him honked at him to move.

The man then threw the hot, greasy sandwich at the 38-year-old employee's face.

I would like to add that we don't forget the eggs on this blog. Bow down to the Pope of the Church of Metaphors.

-Dave