Who Will Shutup the Shutpmen?

Everybody needs to stop talking about Watchmen now, especially the people I go to school with (no grammar Nazism, because I'm trying to sound populist). Torches and pitchforks and whatnot. Now enjoy this video from Everything is Terrible:



Oh yeah, and I came up with a good bit of Sandwich Collective's patented logic today:
I think therefore I am.
I am what I eat.
Therefore all of my food is conscious.

Somebody owes me a PhD.

-Dave