If you have somehow managed to not see the video yet, you can check it out over at MTV.
Kanye West: what is he famous for, again? The last thing I heard about him (when I accidentally poked my head out of the dirt) was when he said the George Bush didn't care about black people. Anyways, I salute his attempts to derive lulz from one of the most needlessly overhyped self-masturbatory ad-festivals still alive on television today. Seriously, VMAs? In 2009 we're still doing those?
I went to see this movie over the weekend and felt a great wave of MEH. Yeah, an all caps "meh". Let's rap:
1. Enough with the Jeebus references, McG. I'm not a baby, and so just one instance of Marcus Wright being place in a pseudo-crucifixion pose was quite enough of that. Actually, come to think of it, this is a Terminator movie and so zero references to Jeebus would have been fine.
2. OH MY GOD! YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE! AHHHHHH! It might have just been the theater I saw this movie in (whoops, I paid money for this, I know), but why was everything so loud? Even BatmanJohn Connor whispering into a radio was almost unbearably loud.
3. I want more motorcycle guys!
4. Two things broke the realism for me: holy crap, Kyle Reese is an Olympic marksman with every gun, and John Connor got stabbed in the heart but then instantly recovered; and then proceeded to detonate a nuke from a helicopter that was STILL OVER THE NUKE. Whoops, didn't mean to school you in nukes, but I went to Nuke Academy and got my PhD. in NuclearNookyuler Booms.
It was decently fun to see, but seriously don't spend money on this movie as long as this audio is available for free online:
This movie needed more of this happening and less of animatronic Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, pretty much anything would be better with less animatronic Governator.
Well, first off, I need to say it feels good to be part of this here blog. To make the sandwich analogy, its like I'm the marshmallow in between the peanut butter and jelly sandwich being fed to someone who is allergic to both diary products and peanuts. Fun times, I know, I was there.
To start off my rant, I was reading news articles and came across an article where a college student was competing in food-eating contest, and randomly stopped eating, threw up, fell over and died. First off, I have never even heard of someone dieing from inhaling too much food, because generally when people eat enough food, they will stop. If not, the gag reflux kicks in. This kid was apparently the Superman of food eating contests, and his weakness was...food...
My second rant of the day comes with my being forced to rake. I am in college, have a migraine, and am buried in enough homework to kill Batman, with or without Robin, and yet I have to rake. My siblings don't have anything to do, but instead of them doing at least part of the job, I have to. I hate Fall because it leads to Winter, and Winter sucks worse than any movie Hillary Duff has ever starred in... that or it sucks more than Paris Hilton does on vacation. Either or works.
