Review: 50 Cent:Blood on the Sand

Recently I rented the game 50 Cent BoS. At first, I wanted to play it as a joke, because seriously it's a game where you play as a rapper who, "Needs to get that skull back." I soon realized, maybe it wasn't that bad of an idea to rent it. The game is surprisingly... good. I know, shocking. Of course, I still can't take them game seriously. The graphics are good, the controls are good, the gameplay is just gangsta' fun. There's a taunt button which just makes 50 swear, I hit it throughout most of the game and still find it funny. If I were to give it a score out of 10, it would be an 8. Go check the game out, and get ready to laugh.
-Alex

I went to DC

I walked around and did the usual things people do in DC, goof off and do stupid stuff in museums. I also visited a place called the "Sculpture Garden." It had things that looked like sculptures, and then it had things like this:
This thing is called "Untitled" by Ellsworth Kelly. My mind was blown, is this really here? Did this thing really cost someone money? Do people really consider this a sculpture, or art? I looked into it, and it turns out Mr. Kelly makes a lot more of things that you thought were to teach kindergartners their colors. Here is more of his "work."
Art at it's best. However, in my time in DC I did find some real art.
Now, this, is art.

-Alex

I am not dead, and here's an album review

I know, I haven't put anything on here for... I don't know how long, however, I told Dave I'd review the new Fallout Boy CD "Folie à Deux."

I was planning on dissecting every song. I listened to the first song "Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes." I decided that it was so bad that it would take time and endurance to listen to the rest of the songs. Here I am two months later, I have yet to listen to any other song on the album and have come to this conclusion. This album may be the worst thing I have ever (not) listened to. I've heard a few other Fall Out Boy songs just from the radio and them guitar vidja games. They all sound exactly the same, the singers voice couldn't be any more annoying either. I'm just going to end it all here and I have this to say to Fall Out Boy, shut up, you're famous, stop complaining.

-Alex

Owning a PS3 and a nice sound system makes you a terroritst

Terrorists at work. I think sending out a SWAT team may have been a bit... much. I mean, I can understand the whole situation of "I hear bullets, I should call the police." But... if you were hearing that coming from one room next to yours I wouldn't imagine it to be a whole organization of turrists at work. I would assume it was two guys shooting at each other and missing a lot because they're near the end of their story and one of them must die. I kind of got off topic, but eh, it's ridiculous!

-Alex

Tacos n' Xboxes

You see that kid up there? Yeah it's kind of confusing but I think it goes something like this, the kid won't come eat tacos that his mom made, mom unplugs Xbox, tacos go flying. Then the mom presses charges on her own son! Isn't that nice? Also he called her a bad name. I honestly don't know what to think of this.

-Alex

A day in Youtube comments

Woo, I've decided everyone once in awhile to suffer going through the idiocy of finding dumb Youtube comments. Awesome.



1. shut up about kurts death yeah he was a junky he was not evan scared to say it on national tv so i think he new he was a coocain user and he shot hiself so shut up about it and enjoy his music and dont blame him for all the goths that were black and get high!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oAF3UdSJ1k
Screw you black goths that are high. Also I looked at the user's profile, and I have to call bull crap on them being 17. Or they're just "special".

2.wtf he didnt even show up
3.celebrate do whatever you want to do

but please stop killing children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwsf5rL48hs
Both from the same video, but the first one more so being, how can someone still not know Heath is frickin' dead? I don't think I can find anyone who doesn't know that. The second one, leaving me very confused, but you know what you need to do.

4.oh and by the way goku does never say i cant do this, or thinks he cant,, he always says ill try, or i can beat him!! movie failed!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-4IR1AiU2c
This is the reason the movie is going to bomb. This and only this.

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I have no idea.

-Alex

I have no clue if I hate or like these teachers

I know I said I was going to focus more so on video games, but eh, we all can do a little bit of other stuff right? Well screw it, I'm going to. Unlike the other two I'm not in college, so I'm still stuck in High School. It's terrible. (As you should already know.) But I've noticed how all the teachers are here. They don't care about anything you really do. Is that a good thing, or a bad thing? I can't decide. It's nice to know they finally gave up and are willing to just let you go ahead and do anything, but what I just witnessed seemed a bit too much. It went something like this:

(After someone was around 10 minutes late to the class)
"Where have you been?"
"I was talking to a teacher."
"What teacher?"
"A teacher you don't know."
(Teacher now stops caring it seems)

...
Seriously? Is this really what they've come to? I really wish the teacher didn't have the mind of an idiot or that could've have been the best thing I've seen in awhile. I mean saying something as stupid as "A teacher you don't know" should result it the teacher making fun of you. That didn't happen, leaving me very dissappointed.

Also, I've decided I hate these teachers.

-Alex

What's this, a brand new writer guy thing?

There's not much I can say, right?

I'm the new guy, you can call me Alex. I plan on writing stuff on those vidja games kids play, and I guess I could show a few things I do with Photoshop.

The first thing I guess I'll attempt to talk about is names I find on online communities. Why do people have the need to make such unoriginal names? I'm so sick of fighting xXur420mom69Xx. Also, are people stuck in the early 2000's and think tYpInG lIkE tHiS iS cOoL?

However, I do have to say "The Mad Fapper" is one of my new favorite names I've seen recently, so not all of it is that bad.

-Alex