The World's Most Influential (Sort of) Person

That's right, Moot was voted the World's Most Influential Person in the Time Magazine poll for this year. I guess you could say that Time Magazine accidentally the whole poll.

Let's burn this whole internet to the ground. Except for this picture (probably my favorite product of the Xzibit meme):


I'll get some torches.

-Dave

The Internet is These Dead Guys

Seriously. I know there was a new Zero Punctuation review of Far Cry 2 out today, and yeah Videogum put up the new Chi City video, but it all feels so...empty. Having played Far Cry 2 for a little over Christmas break (oops, I meant Winter break-don't oppress me!), and so I knew what to expect from Yahtzee. Chi City, another vagina panties, that was not.

Now don't get me wrong, I've prayed at the altar of the internet many times before for fulfillment.
Don't worry, I'm not about to go afk for good. Internet, you let me down today. I just wanted to let you know that I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. And mad. Pick up your game or I will turn this blog around (into a blog about Kazaam)!

-Dave

This is now the Serious Collective

If there's one thing I've learned during my time as a blogger (I have not learned anything), it is that the internet is serious business. How serious? More serious than the background in this pictre of an effeminate Japanese man (Olympian?) is extreme. Nailed that short metaphor. I know, it's part of my job in the Changerition team.

But there is one thing more serious than internet: piracy. And to that end, we all need to raise our glass to Mininova, the site which replaced our beloved Suprnova 4 years ago today (via TorrentFreak). Congratulations on your 4th birthday, Mininova, and we wish you many more in the future.

Tomorrow I will return to the regular schedule of jokes about killing tweens, how lame I am, and wondering what he is doing with my Thousand Island.

-Dave