Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Sometimes Little Girls with Parkinson's Need to be Slapped

But at least, like you guys, she, like, knows what she wants and, umm, yeah, umm, so yeah, so...


If you don't do drugs or have ADD, you should probably get your trigger finger off of the keyboard long enough to train it to use guns which are pointed at you. I am Changeretary of the Blogmerican Department of Short Metaphors, I know.

That aside...what? What is this self-important tweenaged Amy-Winehouse-on-an-emo-binge blabbering on about? Pictures? She's not a troll? Stop the presses, you guys (I know you just got them rolling, but trust me), she hasn't worn makeup in a while. Why did this video need to be made? And why is it specifically addressed to "everywun"?

I would drown this child.

-Dave

2 comments:

  1. It's sometimes those little girl's with Parkinson's who need to be silenced permanently..... I mean send her to mime school...where she will disappear....

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  2. wow. this is so sad. are you so jealous of this kid that you would kill her? this is so sad, just because he has more fans than you, you would do such a thing?

    you suck, get a life, if you dont like internet videos, gtfo

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