Yet another blogger for this?! Jesus, are they really that lazy?

Yep, Dave and Atticus went on and got someone else to take up room here on the internet. I'll be going by Svàva here (fuck, dude, an accent mark? that's a bit much, what is she going to write about art?) Actually, yes I am. More importantly, I will be making fun of bad art. Really bad art.(Crowd cheers!)

So let's begin, shall we?



Vampire Twilight anime fan art with horrible poetry.

Almost too easy, isn't it?

Artist's Comments
Poem Snippets by daisy Wong.
Vampires Kiss, Turning Her Into A New Born.
I Drew This Once reading Twilight,
I Am NOT A Crazed Fan Girl.
Edward Cullen Is Gross.
Jasper Hale Is The Sex.

OOoooohhhh...so you didn't even write the poetry yourself? You stole it? Why didn't you steal something, you know, better? Watch someone gasp, Mouth 'The Dies', Read Her Mourning, Feel Her Pain? The only small bit that even comes close to making any sense is "Watch someone gasp". Makes a bit of sense, it also sounds like a shitty high school metalcore band's rejected lyrics. Trust me, I know a good many of them.

Now onto the next part of the 'artist' comment on her work. Making fan art makes you a fan girl, referring to a fictional character as "the Sex" makes you a crazed fan girl. Drawing that makes you a crazed fan girl with no artistic skills. Doll, you couldn't even master coloring in the lines.

What's pretty sad is that your friends/family/schoolmates/voices in your head probably tell you this is pretty good. That you have some talent.

They're lying to you.

-Svàva