Kurt Vonnegut is the Manager at My Office

Two things happened today that made me think that the universe was designed by the esteemed author and known scowler.

Situation 1-I was going through the mail at work and found a large group of envelopes rubber-banded together, and all of them were empty. One of the secretaries said that they had asked for more empty envelopes because they ran out this week, so I handed them to her. Then she said to me, "You can't win 'em all" and left the room. I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder at a seemingly innocuous situation before in my life. Tim and Eric could not have planned a better absurdist situation (well, maybe a poop joke could've been inserted-can't wait for season 4!).

Situation 2-
Besides being a somewhat creepy, as all old videos surely are, who picked that music? Dear 1960s: it's a slow motion video of a guy popping a balloon, not a Rat Pack concert. Was that the music of the Rat Pack? Probably not. Too late, joke's over.

-Dave