Charm School Episode 2: My Death Broadcast in SURROUND SOUND

Here are my notes from this week's episode of SadnessCharm School with Rick Lake:

*bubbles is so stupid it's not even fun to call her stupid.

*kiki says she has a surround sound mouth. truth.


*brittaney star locked in bathroom by ashley(no clean water?), revenge:cookies in the bed, counter revenge: threw a cucumber?, counter counter: threat of fire extinguisher.

*brittaney is an apprentice to bay bay bay and so hood. bay bay bay and so hood are sith lords now and darth brittaney's power is growing.

*bubbles wants to pinkey swear to the fake headmaster of this fake school. because pinkey swears are sacred in the world of bubbles.

*has K.O been on this show the whole time? and did she say "conversate"? she should disappear again.

*"is there a ringleader"? they are all clowns equally. in the people's clown republic of charmschoolistan.

*if farrah really thinks that living in a mansion with an endless supply of utilities, food, and alcohol is jail, she needs to go to jail. a jail far away from television cameras (no spinoff for you, not yours).

*lala, what is the definition of charm school? alcohol and unwarranted self-importance?

*farrah, nobody wants to change on charm school. have you ever seen charm school?

*this show is quickly becoming a district 19-esque "us vs. them" heavey-handed metaphor for alienation. oh yeah, and some of the girls straight-up look like aliens. zing.

*crap! i wanted those 3 girls to leave the show. to be fair, i want everyone on this show to go home (or at least just the crew-out of sight, out of mind).

*kiki is gone. wow, bay bay bay got tears going before the second "k" even escaped ricki lake's strangely thing botoxed lips.

*"ricki has a whirlpool over her eyes".

The new shipment of suicide just came in. There's enough for everybody.

-Dave