Not the Giving Tree

Atticus and I just had a somewhat strange conversational tangent while looking at a very confusing picture. The picture in question:



Okay, seriously. What? What do Fundamentalist Christians think that the theory of evolution actually says? And how does evolution cause inflation? And hard rock? And BOTH communism and socialism? And since when was creationism a science? I'll say it loud and say it proud: creationism is made up nonsense with no basis in reality, and you are foolish, misguided, or willfully ignorant of the facts if you continue to propagate the idea that creationism adheres to any of the rigors of modern scientific processes. Okay, we can leave the serious zone now.

Atticus: Oh, I lost feeling in my external organs a long time ago.
Atticus: Deep-fried butter wrapped in bacon for 10 years will do that to you.
Dave: Haha!
Dave: Your face fell off from gangrene.
Atticus: It was kinda neat when that happened.
Dave: Let me lick what remains.
Atticus: Now that's just kinda gross.

-Dave