Atticus: I’m supposing Robin Williams has used once or twice in his ridiculous oral tangents.
Dave: Oral.
Atticus: Yes, through his mouth as he talks.
Dave: I'm 14, so oral means sex
Atticus: You wish you were.
Dave: My mind is.
Dave: And I'm eternally 14 in my LiveJournal fan-fiction.
Dave: That's really all that matters to me at this point. That's all I have to live for.
Atticus: That and the massive amounts of dark internet corners that you tend to stumble upon.
Dave: No comment.
A message from your future daughter:
As soon as she gets over that sinus infection, she is gonna pull some major Mean Girls life destruction type stuff.
-Dave
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