How Much Would a Tattoo of the Word "Shutup" Cost?

Sometimes in the blogging industry, you get the chance to break a hard-hitting story about corruption in the big city and can help to reform the system of checks and balances upon which our great country was founded. Today is the day that The Sandwich Collective will rise to the challenge, my friends (I'm Senator John McCain). I have only one question for the so-called "Democrats": what is that on Caroline Kennedy's arm? Eww. Via NY Daily News:

What's that on Caroline Kennedy's arm?! Kennedy, who's been mentioned to fill Hillary Clinton's soon-to-be-vacant senatorial seat, seems to have been sporting a mark, shown above at the Democratic National Convention in August, on her right arm. While Kennedy's body mark may be a mystery, check out other famous faces who flaunt some serious body art.

The image in question?


First of all, I need to very quickly go over the official response to these allegations on behalf of everyone here at The Sandwich collective: eww! That being said, it is not a tattoo. Who gets tattoos there? Nobody. Exactly. Besides that, just look at it (it might be hard, I know, but try glancing or using averted vision). It's just an old lady blob, nothing more. Having looked through the slideshow of nobody cares tattoos, I have come to the conclusion that this story was only posted to show the picture of Angelina Jolie's naked back from Wanted. Put it away, hon, nobody cares. Well, at least I don't care. Regardless, put it away.

Shame on the NY Daily News for running such a dumb story.

-Dave