An Attempt at Shock Therapy #10: The Chains have been Cast Off

The chains of doing a series of 1-sentence captions for a blog. My goodness, there are a lot of chains on the floor of this blog. Someone should really clean up around here.



"Turns out Papa Bear was retarded."
-Alex

"What do you get when you cross a beaver with a bear? Something Dr. Weird most likely made."
-Atticus

"Gather 'round, children. The Elder Bear Longneck would like to pass on a bit of ancient lore. But first he has to do his elder moan."
-Dave

-Dave