Get off My Lawn

The following conversation with my sister made me realize just how out of touch I am with the youth of today. Not that that's a bad thing, considering that most young kids these days are spastic morons.

Dave: So what've you been up to?
Robosister: Sleepin, chillin.
Dave: Sounds interesting.
Robosister: You knowwww.
Robosister: I'm so paid
Dave: What do you get paid for?
Robosister: I'm so paid, playa.
Dave: For what?
Robosister: Haaa. It's a song.

-Dave