I Want to Open a Condom Factory

You guys, I hate children. I just got back from the observatory, and there was a family there who brought their 5 kids with them, none of which could have been older than 10. There was much screaming and pushing, as well as a prematurely ended fist fight between two of the youngins.

As for myself and the two guys running the telescope, we mostly talked about how we never wanted to have children. As a great man once said, "Little children need to GTFO my science."

I have such a bad headache right now that I don't even feel like finding a picture of a stupid little kid falling over to laugh at. Yeah, it's that bad of a headache.

-Dave