Sometimes Local News Teams Write for Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

What should you do if your girlfriend broke up with you? Shoot her in the head, of course. What should you do if your girlfriend's weave is the Terminator? If you get caught shooting the Terminator weave, you don't go to White Collar Resort prison. No no no, you're going to Federal PMITA prison.



Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

Okay, that "unbeweavable" joke will do.

Stay tuned tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of our Attempt at Shock Therapy series.

-Dave