Finals + Post = BACON TORCH

It is the weekend before my finals, and I am busier than Rosie O'Donnell with a packet of maple syrup-covered hot dog buns. But as my obligation to post to this blugzosphere we call the sandwich, here is something pretty amazing.



Think, the cucumber-bacon flamethrower. I think we should invest in this...why? Who cares, just do it. Fire is amazing.

-Atticus