I Died for Your Sins, Charlie Sheen

My roommate's television just vomited on me. Apparently Charlie Sheen is still considered employable, because he has a show called "Two and a Half Men". I don't know why it's called that, but I'll assume that the kid he was with was the eponymous fractional man. You know who else were considered fractional men? Slaves. Racist (Who is racist? Someone.).

Charlie Sheen is also a pirate with a ridiculously lame soul patch. And a Confederate soldier.
Edit: I guess he's a vampire too, apparently. I'm a professional art.

-Dave