Obama won (Insert False Surprise Here)

538 just called the election for Obama with his victory in Virginia. Honestly, folks, it was over when he won Ohio and Pennsylvania. That's right, Obama is receiving the always-vital Sandwich Collective Victory Verification ((R), lol) I am so glad that this election is over, and I cannot wait for him to take office and massively underwhelm. It's not his fault that he will underwhelm, but his disciplecrats (heyo!) have hyped him to the point that he couldn't possibly meet their expectations. I'm done with democracy.

It seems that, despite the best effort of these people with kittens, Obama won. I hope you're all pleased.


-Dave