Some Shameless Radio Talk

So, at college, I am what we in the professional business call "an on-air personality," but for those of you who can't understand this, I am a DJ for the radio. Once a week, I go to the radio booth with my friend and we play music and make fun of each other for two hours, or until someone complains about our music which we then have to calm ourselves down. All in all, its a fun time. Today was different though, today we started to harass random people walking past the DJ booth...and we interviewed a band, which was pretty sweet.

Normally, we just sit around and torment each other, but right in front of us, we saw a couple making out directly in front of the booth. As hilarious as this was, we screamed into the mikes for everyone to come out and watch some soft-core pornography for everyone's pleasure. Within one minute, about 15 people came out of the cafeteria and watched them lock lips for minutes on end. They were quite embarrassed, but I was very happy with myself. It was pretty sweet.

Second, we interviewed a band called Evil Empire who is playing a benefit show for LNS within the next few weeks. I have never interviewed a band before, but it was pretty sweet. The members were all cool and a couple of penis jokes slipped through our mouths to the ears of our audience. Woops, well they can go eff themselves. They know its funny, they are just too afraid to admit it. Overall, today was pretty good, minus the fact that I still had to go to a class where the teacher is a bumbling idiot. But that's another story.

-Atticus