Friday, November 7, 2008

Taking Phrases Too Literally

Phrase: Swear to God

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Could you take this phrase any more seriously? Not only does it offend Catholics, but mentally challenged folks across the world.

Because I can't find any other snappy (like the drink, minus the pound of sugar) pictures, I'm going to post other bizarre pictures.




Hair on fire. Change the letter 'r' with the letter 'l' and get Hail the fire! YES!!! We shall all hail the fire! Especially the fire that sits on model's heads slowly (yes, fire on people's heads burns slower compared to fire on other objects such as a cat) dissolving its flesh.



This is probably the worst picture of all. Although there is a hint of truth in this picture, its absurd nonetheless. It puts all peoples with any form of faith in the Bible in the shitter. Oh wait, I just got a call from them, they are waiting for me...and it smells like a dying otter stuffed with self-loathing and a hint of mint. I really and truly think the mint is what makes it tolerable.

DON'T HATE ME FOR HATING ON ANY AND EVERYTHING!!!

-Atticus

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