Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Proof that there is a God

This is the ultimate evidence that God exists: Ann Coulter fell, broke her jaw, and her mouth is now wired shut. This is amazing! No long will the world be silenced by the sheer stupidity of that woman. No long will we have to endure her colorful phrases such as: "If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?" and "(Mel) Gibson didn't insert Jews into ("The Passion of the Christ") for some Machiavellian, racist reason. Christ was a Jew crucified by Romans at the request of other Jews in Jerusalem. I suppose if Gibson had moved the story to suburban Cleveland and portrayed Republican logging executives crucifying Christ, the left would calm down. But it simply didn't happen that way." Praise the Lord, there will be peace on the world for at least a few months.



BEHOLD MY PATHETIC MICROSOFT PAINT ABILITIES!!!

-Atticus

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